Funny Cruise Diet T-Shirt | Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee for Foodies, Group Travel & Birthdays

The Shirt That Gets It. You're on a Diet — Starting Tomorrow.

Pack the humor, leave the guilt at home. This Funny Cruise Diet Tee is built on the Gildan 2000 Ultra Cotton — a smooth, medium-weight classic that holds its shape and prints beautifully. Whether you're hitting the buffet for the third time or just owning the joke, this tee says it all without saying a word.

Why You'll Love It

Gildan 2000 Ultra Cotton — smooth, durable, and ideal for vibrant graphic printing
Built to last — twill shoulder tape for seam stability, ribbed knit collar that retains its shape, seamless knit construction
15 colors — Charcoal, Cornsilk, Heather Indigo, Heliconia, Light Blue, Light Pink, Orange, Safety Pink, Sky, Tangerine, White, Azalea, Ice Grey, Mint Green, and Orchid
Extended inclusive sizing — S through 5XL
Ethically sourced, environmentally-friendly cotton

Perfect For

Cruise vacations, group matching outfits, birthday parties, foodie gatherings, holiday gift giving, or anyone who appreciates a good diet joke. Makes a hilarious gift for the friend who always says they're starting their diet on Monday.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron
Do not dry clean

Size Guide (inches)

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
Length	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35
Sleeve (center back)	15.62	17.37	18.75	20.00	21.50	22.87	24.25	25.50

Gildan 2000 Ultra Cotton | For adults

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